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Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, ‘Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than six seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!’

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. [...]

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Transormers 2 is already in production and along with the anticipation comes a great deal of hype and mystery surrounding the new vehicles involved. With that said, some spy photos have been circulating around the net and rumor has it that this just maybe the new Corvette…..WOOOOOW!!!!!

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Guess if you can actually afford a Bentley, you can get a laptop to go with it.
Shit retails for $19,410…………

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64 pages, softcover- In The Graffiti Coloring Book, sixty of Scandinavia’s best graffiti writers have provided the outlines. You choose the colors. The graffiti sketch can be used as a pattern for a graffiti piece, but is equally a work of art in its own right. The book features drawings by legends such as Skil, [...]

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President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air
Force One.
George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, ‘You know, I could throw a
$1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.’
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people [...]

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A plane is decreasing speed rapidly downward, the pilot comes over the
intercom and says ‘i’m sorry it had to come to this folks, but
unfortunately we’re gonna have to let some of the luggage go’…the
plane continues to decrease speed. Again you hear the pilot over the
intercom ‘i hate to have to do this, but now we’re gonna have [...]

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 In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that  Lorena Bobbitt’s sister Louella was arrested for an  alleged attempt to perform the same act on her  husband as her famous sister had done several years  ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.
She allegedly missed the target  and stabbed her husband in [...]

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Knock, knock   

 
 
 
Who’s there?   

Eyes     

Eyes who?       

Eyes yo new president…

OBAMA 08!!!

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